100 Funny Questions to ask

Do you know what’s guaranteed to make any gathering more lively? A good dose of laughter sparked by a well-timed funny question. Whether it’s a goofy “what if” scenario or a ridiculous hypothetical, funny questions have a magical way of turning awkward silences into belly-aching laughs. They’re perfect for breaking the ice, getting to know someone’s sense of humor, or simply adding some joy to the moment.

These funny questions to ask your friends, family, or coworkers are designed to keep the mood light and the conversation flowing. Use these questions to break the ice and get to know each other better.

List of Funny Questions to ask

  1. If you could detach one body part whenever you wanted, which one would it be and why?
  2. If you kept replacing parts on a car, at what point does it stop being the same car? How many changes make it “new”?
  3. What new word would you add to the dictionary, and what would its definition be?
  4. If you could invent a wild conspiracy theory and have people believe it, what would it be?
  5. What’s a hilariously bad name for a business like a dry cleaner or amusement park?
  6. What’s the most embarrassing outfit you’ve ever worn in public?
  7. If roses are red, why are violets called blue?
  8. Who’s the first person you’d put on your hit list—real or fictional?
  9. What’s your least favorite planet, and why?
  10. What combination of items could you buy at a store that would freak out the cashier?
  11. What’s something that was once considered trashy but is now trendy or high-class?
  12. You’re held at gunpoint and must save your life with a dance move—what move do you choose to impress them?
  13. If animals could talk, which species would be the most rude or sarcastic?
  14. Where’s the most awkward or strange place you’ve ever had to “go”?
  15. If life were a video game, what cheat codes would you want to unlock?
  16. If you got arrested without any explanation, what crime would your friends and family think you committed?
  17. If someone wanted to become your apprentice and learn everything you know, what would be the first thing you’d teach them?
  18. What’s the funniest inside joke you’ve ever been a part of?
  19. If animals could talk, which one would be the most disrespectful or rude?
  20. Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?
  21. What’s something that’s okay to do once in a while but would be a disaster to do every day?
  22. What’s the most creative insult you can come up with on the spot?
  23. What does the word “okay” really mean to you?
  24. If you could create one law, what would it be, and why?
  25. If you had to spend eternity in a 12×12-foot space, what spot would you choose, and why?
  26. If you were wrongfully locked in an asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane?
  27. What scene from a kid’s movie left you scarred or traumatized?
  28. What would your stage name be if you were famous?
  29. Would you consider a hotdog a sandwich? Defend your answer.
  30. What’s the most ridiculous fact you know that always surprises people?
  31. If you were teleported 400 years into the past without any clothes or items, how would you prove you’re from the future?
  32. Do mermaids give birth to live babies, or do they lay eggs?
  33. Do you know someone who reminds you of a specific character from a TV show or movie?
  34. If you could be a fly on any wall, where would you want to land and eavesdrop?
  35. If you could change any part of your body, what would you alter?
  36. What’s the weirdest thing a guest has ever done in your home?
  37. Imagine your five-year-old self waking up in your current adult body—what’s the first thing they’d do?
  38. What would you do if you could become invisible for a day?
  39. What’s something you only recently realized that you feel embarrassed about not knowing earlier?
  40. How many ants would it take to lift an elephant?
  41. What’s the strangest smell you’ve ever experienced?
  42. What’s the funniest joke you can remember off the top of your head?
  43. What random trend or product do you think people will feel nostalgic for in 40 years?
  44. What would the ultimate head-turning hat look like—the kind that would make people stop and stare in awe?
  45. Have you ever peed in a pool and regretted it later?
  46. What’s your all-time favorite smell?
  47. What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen in someone else’s house?
  48. Hypothetically, how many chickens would it take to take down an elephant?
  49. Are you for or against pineapple on pizza? Defend your stance.
  50. What’s a smell you can’t get enough of, even if most people wouldn’t find it pleasant?
  51. What would society be like if it were entirely made up of copies of you?
  52. What are the unspoken rules everyone at your job seems to follow?
  53. What’s the most hilarious or epic fail you’ve heard about from a business or company?
  54. If a mythical creature could make the world a better place, which one would it be?
  55. Which fictional character is lovable on-screen but would be unbearable to deal with in everyday life?
  56. What’s something that’s invisible but you wish everyone could see?
  57. What’s the absolute worst name you could give your child?
  58. If you could start your own secret society, what would be its purpose?
  59. Do you still have any stuffed animals you sleep with, and why?
  60. Which movie would be surprisingly better if it were turned into a musical?
  61. What everyday object would you happily erase from existence forever?
  62. Is cereal technically a type of soup? Why or why not?
  63. What law would be absolutely terrible for the government to enforce?
  64. If you were to pull off the perfect crime, how would you do it?
  65. Which musical instrument do you find the most annoying?
  66. What would be the absolute worst item to have in a “buy one, get one free” sale?
  67. If you could be a fart, would you rather be the loud and proud type or the silent but deadly variety?
  68. What’s the craziest thing you’ve done while drunk?
  69. How would classic fairy tales change if they were set in modern times with today’s technology and pop culture?
  70. What are some fun, non-violent ways countries could resolve conflicts instead of war?
  71. Change a single letter in a movie title—what’s the new movie, and what’s its bizarre plot?
  72. If you had to sum up the internet in a single sentence, what would you say?
  73. If you were “God” for a day, what would be the first thing you’d change?
  74. If peanut butter had to be renamed, what would you call it instead?
  75. What two normal activities become weird or awkward when done back-to-back?
  76. Which sport would be absolutely hilarious if all players were required to drink alcohol?
  77. What animal would be the coolest to scale up to the size of a horse?
  78. What are some things that are okay to do once in a while, but not every day?
  79. As a mad scientist with unlimited resources and zero ethical restrictions, what wild experiment would you conduct?
  80. Why do we say “work like a dog” when most dogs lounge around all day?
  81. When it comes to toilet paper, is “over” or “under” the correct way?
  82. What funny or bizarre nicknames do you have for customers or coworkers?
  83. What part of your body do you wash first when you shower, and does it say anything about you?
  84. What’s the funniest or strangest name you’ve ever heard someone have in real life?
  85. What’s something common that instantly makes anyone look silly?
  86. Where’s the most awkward or embarrassing place you’ve ever let one slip?
  87. What would you do if you had only 24 hours left to live?
  88. Come up with a ridiculous but semi-believable theory about why people get headaches or cavities.
  89. What’s the funniest or most creative Wi-Fi name you’ve come across?
  90. What are some clever or fun ways to respond to common questions like “How’s life?” or “What do you do for work?”
  91. What’s the creepiest thing you could whisper to someone while passing them on the street?
  92. What’s the worst name you could possibly give a child?
  93. What’s a type of soap you absolutely hate, and why?
  94. If you were a dessert, what kind would you be and why?
  95. What’s the ultimate type of cheese in your opinion?
  96. What’s the most attractive name you’ve heard—and what’s the least appealing?
  97. Pick a product—what’s the most hilariously awful brand name you could give it?
  98. Have you ever run into someone who looks exactly like you?
  99. What’s a trend or fad that’s popular now but will likely be cringeworthy five years from now?
  100. If every U.S. state had to be represented by a food item, what food would symbolize each state?

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